
“It’s thanks to me and my prayers to God that you got a job.”
Or maybe it’s because I spent 6 months sending out resumes and because I got awesome skills and because I’m a hard worker, but yeah you’re right let’s give all the credit to God!
I don’t know why I bother working or learning new skills when all I have to do is sit on my ass and pray and God will take care of the rest.
Christians’ life must be so fucking easy.